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The act of placing a naked woman on her back, then spreading her legs wide open then letting a pit bull go fucking apeshit crazy on her stankin ass pussy.
Last night I Michael Vicked this chick, now she dates my dog instead of me.
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A dog that has been maimed or murdered through illegal fighting for profit or fun.
Michael Vick caused many dogs to be a Michael Vick-tim with his illegal dog fighting racket.
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A present or gift given to someone hoping they will either repeat their ferocious past or hope that they have a future not looking back.
I gave a gun to Plaxico Burress as a Michael Vick present when he was released from prison. He was then resigned by the Giants to everyone surprise.
Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.
That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.
The rest is history.
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1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.
2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.
Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!
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A man who is the greatest running quarterback in NFL history
A man who paved the way for Lamar Jackson Kyler Murray and more
A man media still tries to bring down because he was able to turn his life around in their angry at it
And of course a man who was known for his awesome running ability People say that he was a terrible passer And what not but he actually had a cannon for an arm and could pass pretty well and also was The greatest mobile quarterback of all time and was also the biggest cheat code in Madden 2004 that everybody used to use to destroy your cousins brothers etc
"Michael Vick is a walking time bomb"