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A micro drive MP3 player made by Creative. Comes in 10 different colors (more than the iPod Mini). First models were 5 GB but new 4 & 6 GB models are now available. Also has a blue backlit trim which glows when the 12 hour, removable, rechargeable battery is charging. Those who haven't been brainwashed by Apple know the Zen Micro is the superior MP3 player.
"Why move around in circles to find the song you want? It's all about vertical navigation!"
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To direct or control in a detailed, often meddlesome manner. At the root of virtually all micromanagement is fear. Fear that if they don't do it, no one else will (or no one will do it as well). Fear that the organization will fail, will have horrible things happen to it. Fears about money, about bad press. When individuals behave badly it is usually because they feel their comfort or security is threatened in some way. When boards behave badly (and micromanagement is just one symptom of this), they are usually concerned about the health and safety of the organization. If you can keep in mind that boards micromanage because they care and therefore have fears and concerns, and NOT because they are power hungry control freaks, then you will be better equipped to get them to stop.
Instead of trusting his employees to do their job, Hugo micro-manages every detail - thus, ensuring the project takes longer to finish than necessary.
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To commit small and annoying acts of terrorism that are more of a nuisance than harmful. Not to be confused with Macro-terrorism.
"Bitch, what the fuck are you doing to that salt shaker?"
"I'm loosening the cap so the next fucker gets a surprise!"
"Shit man, I had no clue you were into micro-terrorism!"
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A human being who possesses an unbelievably tiny level of muscular development.
There was a Micro-Ken in the gym today.
Micro docking is when a normal guy with a normal size penis fucks the inverted dick hole of a fat guy with a micro penis.
I have the best orgasms when micro docking with my fat friend, Jamie, he has the tightest inverted dick hole ever!
A very small penis.
Look that boy over there, his name is rhys he definitely has a ‘micro bean’
A Micro penis is a penis of one inch or less. Men with Micro penises have been cursed by god. In most cases for good reason. Men with micro penises are easily identifiable by their weak jaw lines, small hands, and erratic behavior.
A man with micro penis would start a war for his personal vanity, like the 2022 war in Ukraine or attempt a coup against American Democracy over hurt feelings because of a lost election like what happened on January 6 2021.
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