middle aged child

A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”

You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*

You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you

Middle Child

A. K. A dishwasher

Who's the middle child in the family?
Oh, you mean the dishwasher?

Middle Child

The annoying loudmouth who thinks they are a big shot and acts like the have never been fed before.

The middle child is always the one that is most likely to be adopted, they just aren’t normal.