midge

A person (usually with red hair and midget like appearance) who is a hippy. They love the earth and try to save it by surfing and hanging out with other hippies. This doesn't work and due to frustration, label other people as "hippies" in a bid to avoid the hippy taunts themself.

Anf: Hey clinton wat u up to?
Clint: Just going for a surf, then to Fishos to hang with some surfie mates, hippy.
Anf: You're the hippy you fecking midge.

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Midge

Smaller than a chode.

My friend Magnus has a midge

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Midge

A short man with hair like bozo the clowns that trys to look tough but in actuality is as strong as a toddler.

Wow look at that midge.

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Midge

A person who talks with a high squeaky voice.

A midge is like a young boy how hasn't hit puberty, a girl with a little voice.

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midge raker

scottish jakies or cadgies that dumpster dive or (politely) person who sifts through the rubbish of others.

wonder where she got that coat from ?
she's a midge raker she got it oot the bins

thicc midge

A thicc midget

Daaaamn did you see Ally she's a thicc midge

nigg midge

A black dwarf.

"Hey bro! Look at that nigg midge riding a segway over there!"