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Midwest Sucks

The belief that the middle of the United States is inferior to the east,west,south,north coastal areas.

Comedians say it a lot when they are doing shows on the coasts."The Midwest sucks.I was in South Dakota last week and asked some of the backstage people if they had a lot of Jews and they said"yup we have apple,grape all kinds of juice".

by MP5 July 8, 2010

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Midwest Mudbomb

A sexual act where one person lies face down on the floor. The other person sits perpendicularly on the other person's butt. The two people then spread their cheeks, inch their buttholes as close as they can to one another, and proceed to pass gas into each other's buttholes.

I met this girl at the bar last night. But I didn't want to cheat on Susan. So we just did a Midwest Mudbomb.

by Manimalmax May 10, 2020

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Midwest Merge

Immediately going from the merging lane to the far left lane.

Did you see that Fiero cut across 4 lanes of traffic? That was a Midwest Merge!

by be_ek April 21, 2009

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midwest fisherman

The Midwest fisherman is an advancement on the fish hook, and the double fish hook. While doing your female doggy style, insert 2 fingers curled like a hook into each cheek replicating a fish being hooked and pull back while making a motor boating sound. This maneuver is best attempted while ejaculating. If you attempt it too early you might anger your partner and not get your load off. Happy fishing!!! and Hook um hard!!!

I was about to cum so I gave her the Midwest fisherman and motor boated as loud as I could!

by Irish Duece March 24, 2009

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midwest movement

A social organization that is promoting the midwest and sweeping the nation. (The east, west, and south get plenty of attention, it is now our turn up top baby!)

It's the movement, ya heard!?!?
Midwest movement, get used to it.
Midwest movement, who's comin with?

by Evan January 19, 2004

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midwest goodbye

SOME LONG A*S GOODBYE, ISTG IT TAKES A WEEK

Mike: where is john?
Jeremy: he is giving a Midwest goodbye to his family

by Some Italian immigrant December 19, 2021

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Midwest Chopper

A Rapper from the midwest capable of rapping at high speeds/flows.

Wow. Tech N9ne is one hell of a Midwest Chopper!

by TeccaN9na April 14, 2010

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