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Midwestern State University: Where the local goose problem is handled with caustic gases – because when geese overstay their welcome, even the air has a way of reminding them it's time to migrate.
they merked them geese at midwestern state university
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Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP)
Pronounced: Mc-Pee
innocent, pure, conservative yet fun loving girl from the midwestern states. Typically goes to Catholic school, generally all-girls. Reluctant to hook up at first suggesting high morals but a freak in the sheets and very easily corruptible once she breaks through with the first immoral act.
Damn, that girl Kate is such a Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP). She says her family goes to church every sunday morning but she's down to fuck on the beach.
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Middle aged bar whore who prays on younger males at the town tavern.
The Midwestern pink bar snapper is know to become more aggressive in it seduction attempts around 1:15 AM.
The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.
Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise
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When you cum in a girl and then you start shaking her violently until you or the girl passes out or throws up.
Matthew said " I gave her the Midwestern Salsa last night and she is going to break up with me now due to me giving her the Midwestern Salsa."
You get at least 3 of your friend shave off a small amount of pubic hair, then they all proceed to gangbang a girl , when it's time to finish they ejaculate in a glass , mix it with the pubic hair and have the girl eat it all .
Remember the girl we meet last night at rons party ? She was down for anything so we headed to dons barbershop , an hour later she was an member of the Midwestern shave club ! We all when out for pancakes after that, she told us she was full and just ended up ordering water.
An ass that is naturally beefy but not defined.
A midwestern ass has a lot of surface area but do to lack of definition it blends into the thighs just slightly.
You can tell she’s from Nebraska. Look at that midwestern ass. It’s all corn