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The guy that is kind, and is a bit of a bad boy with tatoos and piercings. But his eyes capture your heart at every glance. He is the protective boyfriend/husband, which always reasures you that he loves you.
He is a guy that you wish loved you. When you feel the connection with Mike, it is impossible to let him go.
His kindness is true, and his laugh is contagious.
If you capture his heart, you are the luckiest girl around. Because if you want the awesome sex and realness of conversation and understanding, its a perfect match.
wow...Mike is dreamy!
Mike has the eyes of a sex god!
Mikes are so. like...puzzles
Im in love with Mike!
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Mike is a guy who you can always turn to for a good laugh. He is well known by people of any age to be really goofy and fun loving. Mike is an excellent guy whether he's your brother, best friend, or boyfriend. Once he has an interest in you, there's no telling what could happen. He will compliment you every day, usually telling you how cute or fun you are. He has the best hair you could probably ever see on a man.
What you believe to be the average guy. But beneath this quiet boy, beyond what the eye can see, there lies a hero inside. One that if you get to know, can show you love, make you laugh, and give you a great time that no one else can do. Because make makes sure he does not become one person but is always evolving to connect to the one person he wants to share the moment with. Mike is a friend like no other, always putting himself second. Mike is only great because of the people around him, without those who make him great, he is nothing. He tries his hardest to make You happy. He gets down just like everyone else, but he always must make sure everyone around him is happy first. therefore, he makes a great party favor. A Mike will save the world.
"Mike will listen, I always know he always will".
"Hey invite mike!"
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Well , hey its mike. what a fucking legend!!!
"Mike will listen, I always know he always will".
"hey! who drank all of my beer??!"
"oh it was that mike kid!"
A man's man !!!!!
Tells it as it is !
Mike tells it as it is
his pet name for his girl is 'Moby Dick'
Told her last time he saw an arse like that it had a harpoon in it !
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Friendzoned...
OMG...he just asked me out but I can’t because he’s a Mike
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Mike is completely clueless about asking you to dance. But it's ok, he's trainable.
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The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.
A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)
It is a name.
It happens to be my name.
Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?
Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...
Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.
Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-
Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...
Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.
Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.
Jamie: O.O wut?
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