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The act of getting so high you have sex with a rubber chicken then take the chicken and beat a mfer with your generations that'll never come
I saw my roommate get so high he did a dirty Mikhail to our other roommate that slept with his girl
Mikhail is like a god. He is very athletic and sexy as fuck! He is the type of guy who all guys wanna be and all the girls want but is usually taken by an amazing girl! Mikhail Tolmachev is someone with a huge penis! He is one to succeed in life! Someone who is named Mikhail Tolmachev will grow up and be rich! Everyone wants to have the name and surname Mikhail Tolmachev!
"I wish I was like Mikhail Tolmachev!"
"Life would be perfect!"
An artistic finishing move during Oral Sex. As the male is about ejaculate he takes his penis out of his partner's mouth and ejaculates all over her (Or, I guess, his...) forehead. The resulting blotch is named for the birthmark on the forehead and scalp of former Soviet leader, Mikhail Gorbachev.
Toby: "So dude, did you fuck her?"
Shane: "Naw man, she just gave me head, so I finished off with The Mikhail Gorbachev on the bitch's forehead and sang the Russian National Anthem!"
Toby: "That's an awful lot of set up for such a lame punch line..."
Shane: "Yeah...."
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My hack toward Michael Moore, to represent his liberalism, and how liberals are popularly portrayed as communists (not ALL libs are commies, but sadly, lots of them are).
Mikhail : a russian name, because Russia used to be a communist nation.
Less : because his knowledge deprives you of logic and sense, or pretty much, thought.
"Mikhail Less, I mean Michael Moore, is evil!"
-me
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A Russain dictator named after the action done when any good Nazi sees Adolf Hitler at a McDonald's.
Guy 1: I bet you dont know where the name "mikhail gorbachev" came from.
Guy 2: Yeah it's the Russian form of Michael.
Guy 1: Thats not what I heard on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Who the hell searches for mikhail gorbachev on Urban Dictionary?
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Mikhail is my lord and savior. I have a religion based off of him. He gets his ass eaten on the daily and taught me how to put the shot.
I wish I was Mikhail Medina, I’ll go kill my self now
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