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Like "epic", except not for cunts.
1. Have you heard that new dnb tune? It's fucking millennial!
2. Jesus I've got the most millennial boner.
3. Only millennial cunts use the word epic as an adjective.
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The generation after Gen X and before Gen Z; basically, born in the 1980s or 1990s(about 1979 - 1999). These dates aren't hard boundaries, but general guidelines. Millennials were growing up around the turn of the millennium (2000) and we're typically in our 20s and 30s now (2019).
I was born in 1992. That makes me a millennial.
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People who are addicted to there phones have no idea what a real conversation is. They believe what social media says and tweets on twitter.
Omg I talked to a millennial Wait she was on her phone so I couldn’t.
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A generation raised by grand theft auto San Andreas and dead beat dads
those millennial man all they want to do is sell blow shoot guns and fuck hookers without payin em
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Millennials represent the generation born 1981-1996. They are best known for feeling entitled without accomplishing anything useful; being whiny, impatient, and useless; hunching over their devices (for that 90-year-old's posture), hating anyone over 35 and age discriminating like mad; instituting miserable practices such as waiting in queues for 2 hours for some rubbish ice cream, boba tea, or other trendy nonsense. In other words, they are the new Baby Boomers, come back to further destroy the planet.
Some millennial told me to go to Brenda's Soul Food for brunch. I went and the wait for 2 was 5 fucking hours. Everyone else there was a stupid millennial hunched over their phone or taking selfies. What a fucking nightmare!
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A term coined from The Good Place season 2 episode 4, a "millennial" is someone who's only been torturing people for a thousand years.
"I worked so hard on my torture ideas, and theirs are so basic. These millennials, they have no work ethic." (The Good Place S2E4 1:00-1:20).
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A person born after 2000 who has the ability to exist in this world although they're retarded.
I was gonna buy some milk today but a millennial said it kills cows.
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