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When you take 2 oppositely affecting drugs, usually a stimulant and a depressant, at the same time.
Hey bro, wanna do a Mork and Mindy tonight?
When sitting on a public restroom toilet and evacuating a long piece of fecal matter that reaches the water, and abruptly frightened by someone knocking on the door such that you retract the entire turd back into your body.
"I was dropping the longest deuce ever when some jack-ass started kicking the door down and made me dip a mindi!"
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When your dick is so hard that you could use as a hockey stick and you hit a women in the face named mindy
Damn that bitch just got hit by a stiff mindy
A person who has an insatiable hunger for cock and an unquenchable thirst for cum, even complaining after receiving the biggest of loads.
Last night, after taking two massive loads in her ass and pussy, the little skula-mindi still begged to taste a load in her mouth.
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Well, hey, I can dream, can't I?
I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Andrew and Mindy Bennett. (see also Mindy McPherson.)
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