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The act of watching porn on the internet while having myspace,facebook, or some other dumbass site open just incase someone walks in on you an in that event you can switch to the other window..
Kid sitting on computer wackin off to porn
Footsteps of death moving closer kid clicks myspace next to porn hence the "Minimize Back Up Plan"
Kids mom enters ya you can just get up honey i just need to check my email real quick you don't even have to close what your doing
Kid fucked!
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The Paradox of Minimalism may be summed up in one sentence:
"If less is more, how little is too much?"
There are NIL Google results for that phrase, a quotation now attributable to Possom Cohen, New Zealand.
Time becomes more valuable as one ages. This is a classic example of the Paradox of Minimalism.
The Paradox of Minimalism is related to the passage of time and to The Holiday Paradox.
Why Does Time Seem to Speed Up with Age?
July 1, 2016
Scientific American
Bonnie Raitt addressed the passage of time and the Paradox of Minimalism in her song "Nick Of Time."
Bonnie Raitt - Nick Of Time
"I see my folks are getting on
And I watch their bodies change
I know they see the same in me
And it makes us both feel strange
No matter how you tell yourself
It's what we all go through
Those lines are pretty hard to take
When they're staring back at you
Oh Oh Oh, scared you'll run out of time
When did the choices get so hard
With so much more at stake
Life gets mighty precious
When there's less of it to wa-a-a-aste
Mmm-m-m-m-m-m
Mmmmmmm, scared you'll run out of time"
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There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.”
― Woody Allen, Annie Hall: Screenplay
The Paradox of Minimalism is epitomized in the opening sentence of this 2016 New York Times article:
"It has become an ostentatious ritual of consumerist self-sacrifice; people who have it all now seem to prefer having nothing at all."
The Oppressive Gospel of ‘Minimalism’
By Kyle Chayka
July 26, 2016
NYTimes
The Paradox of Minimalism also describes some very rich people giving away most of their material possessions.
“The richer you are, the less you have.”
Another ironic example of the Paradox of Minimalism is the recent KonMari decluttering craze:
konmari.com
Closing an open computer Window prior to finishing a form or timed operation. Causing you to have to start all over.
No, I didn't finish my Online exam, I missed five questions because of premature minimization. The window closed and I had to close five other screens before I could get it back.
The man behind the most amazing game on roblox, "Minimes house nuked 2", runs a youtube channel with the most top tier content you've ever seen, known for pissing off people mostly
he also makes it clear he is not the Austin Powers "Minime"
Oh my god it's minime! can i please have my own weapon in nuked 2?
oh great it's minime, can you please stop sending me death threats
The type of lifestyle where one tries to buy as little as possible and live a sustainable life. This word was created by Shelbizleee.
"I think that people who live a lifestyle of Eco-Minimalism are very admirable."
An experienced, calm, professional and talented person. They handle humour really well and have a sense of working with a calm attitude. They avoid messy situations and stick to their own purpose. Also have intriguing artistic skills often attached with humour. They cannot deal with very serious conversations. Overall, they are wise and funny.
An intelligent person can get out of a mess, but a wise person avoids it.
Damn what a Minim.
Any mammal which has been shrunken by careful breeding, for maximum cuteness and portability.
"Why is that Guinea Pig on a leash?" she wondered, before coming close enough to see that it was a full-grown, two-pound minimal, the smallest dog she had ever seen. She had to have one.