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Southern mistletoe

Dick and balls.

Stand under my southern mistletoe and suck my balls.

by RealAssCody August 13, 2023


mistletoe mambo

The romance or sex on or around Christmas day. romance, sex, hooking up, falling in love, booty call, getting it on, Xmas, Christmas, holidays, Christmas Eve, Santa Claus, St. Nick, reindeer, Rudolph, snowman, December 25

Where’s Jake, he was here a moment ago. He is upstairs with a beautiful lady doing the mistletoe mambo!

by joecoolthefool December 17, 2017


Bunny ranch Mistletoe

The act of a male laying on their shoulders and having their member hang directly over their face.

"yeah it was a real mess, i walked in and he was doing a bunny ranch mistletoe... it was bad..."

by Mc1rish March 2, 2023


National Mistletoe Day

An National Day for one person

and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!

John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe.
As they kiss for the mistletoe!

by Christmas Anon From Deez nu- December 14, 2021


National Mistletoe Day

An National Day for one person

and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!

John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe

by Christmas Anon From Deez nu- December 14, 2021


mistletoe camping

Standing underneath a mistletoe and waiting for a passerby to kiss

Where's John?
He went mistletoe camping in the mall.

by ThatGuyWithoutACoolNamedafuq December 29, 2016


Indian mistletoe

To make love under a eagles nest

When out in the forest we found the Indian mistletoe

by Vvengesnuup August 2, 2023