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A Mitch is a male who happens to act like a bitch. These are the kind of guys to marry a chick after the date or the kind of guys to take your side chick out to dinner. They would rather receive than give during sex.
Hey Kenneth, how did your date go?
Kenneth: it went well. I love her.
Man...stop being a Mitch
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The masculine form of the word Bitch. Man bitch
Tony quit being a Mitch and go help Paulina with the pizza!
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(noun) 1. A person who makes very corny, unfunny, yet surprisingly clever jokes that absolutely no one ever laughs at, however this person is persistent and continues to make these jokes for some unknown reason
(verb) 2. The act of making a joke that is corny, unfunny yet surprisingly clever, usually made by a Mitch (n). One does not have to be a Mitch (n) to Mitch (v).
1. "What was with that guy and all the corny ass jokes...?"
"I don't know, but he was such a Mitch!"
2. "Sorry, but if I was down with the brown, I'd get stuck in the toilet!" *proceeds to laugh at his own joke*
"Dude, you Mitch all of the fucking time"
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He is always the best child in the family he is the most amzing guy with the biggest penis in the world
He will be the fitest boy you will meet.always laughing and never alone