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When a male blows mudd on a female's hands, waits for the shit to dry, creating "shit mitts" on the woman's dickbeaters which she then uses to give the male a handjob.
"How was the date last night homie?"
"Pretty standard, she executed a perfect tater mitts!"
"ew"
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To change your position in order win favors or votes.
"She told Jane she hated Madonna. The she pulls a Mitt Romney and tells me she loves Madonna."
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A mitt muffler is another term for a tampon or maxi pad. The primary use of a mitt muffler is to dampen the sound of a vaginal queef (fart). Some women also like to use mitt mufflers to help obsorb bloody fluid's that tend to leak from the vaginal area once a month for upto 7 days depending on how much of a filthy snap the old gals got on her.
"Eh chief, I hear your old lady is rockin the old "Mitt muffler" this week. No offense to you or your family but how do you put your dick in that old axe wound on a regular basic chiefy? "
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The female equivalent of getting sacked, characterized by a strong blow of the fist to the vaginal region.
Amanda accidentally mitt socked Jess in a drunken fit on a hotel bed in Cuba.
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To give an individual of the opposite sex the cold shoulder or stiff arm or in any circumstance ignoring that person.
That muffintop at the disco kept throwing her ass into me, so I gave her the icy mitt and walked away.
Imagine you see a hockey player with soft hands who can dangle the puck like only the greats. You might say he has sweet hands...or "silky mitts". Now, you can use this phrase, which clearly describes something good, for ANYTHING that's good. Please see examples
Dude, this pizza is out of control good. It's silky mitts bro.
That girl is so cute. She's silky mitts hundo P.
How did that exam go?...Silky mitts dude, no worries!
I'm having such a silky night at this raging clubbb.
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