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The girl that got away.
Alludes to Captain Ahab's elusive whale.
Man, that girl was my Moby Dick.
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Your girlfriend is giving you a hummer and you unload so hard that it squirts out her nose.
"It had been so long since his last encounter with a woman, when she put his weiner in her mouth, he ended up performing a Moby Dick."
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verb
When someone has sexual intercourse with a rather large female or male (or more appropriately a feWHALE or maleWHALE).
To BE moby-dicked would occur when said feWHALE or maleWHALE engages in intercourse with a more slender female or male.
These phrases work best when there is a noticeable discrepancy between the two mammals engaging in intercourse.
The etymology of the word can be traced to Herman Melville's novel "Moby Dick," alternately titled "The Whale." While I don't think "moby-dicking" occurs in the novel, some sick bastards have imagination.
"-How was Vegas brah?
-Man your boii got too drunk and was moby-dicking all night. Sometimes your boii gets desperate, nah mean?"
"-How was Vegas homegurrl
-Met a victim. Got moby-dicked ;)"
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when you are making out with someone and they pretty much eat your entire face.
"I wasn't making out with him, I was Moby Dicked."
"Ouch, your face must of hurt."
"Yeah, there were bite marks involved."
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A dick of a dick is a dick of course. Except for when you can fuck all 7 seas simultaneously... it is the most "BRUTE-iful" thing imaginable. Some people say they have been cured of serious ailments and diseases from even blessing the family supper with mention of this monstrous pecker... one person reported having given cancer... "CANCER". But to the average non-blubber Hunter... they would never know... anal rippage at such a degree.
Father: Son, I want you to know that I love you and I want you to take care of the family if I don't return... you are 17 and you are almost ready to take care of the family and everything we have...
Son: But my father please don't go...
Father: My boy it is my time to face Moby Dick's dick!!!!
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Slang term used to describe somebody who is sick.
Some one who is often moby dick may be describe as a big dipper
Where is Harry Dozens, he's not moby is he? moby dick? sick? prick!
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Something that goes in either of the three things as following
- A sexy girl’s pussy
- her asshole
- her mouth
I locked the the room and started to smash my girl’s pussy hard-on with my big moby dick while fingering her ass