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That chick wouldnt shut up, man what a moisty
You see that moisty over there?
Hey moisty, get over here.
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A moistie is a young girl (preferably between the ages of 16 and 16 and 1/2) who, while illegal to sleep with, can clean your house, water your lawn, make you dinner, etc. Moisties like to be around males 3-5 years older than they are, and often get 'played'. Every hot girl was once a moistie (See Moistie Alumni) or will be a moistie (See Moistie Cadet).
Hailing from a cool way of saying "wet behind the ears", some say the origin of 'moistie' traces back to 2000 in Los Alamos, NM.
Clean, moistie...
Suck, moistie...
Go home, moistie.
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A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
A very young good looking girl that you want to have (sex) with, in hopes that she is very tight and moist.
Yo matt, we got a tight moisty spotting at our 10 o clock.
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A man with a penis dribbling in anticiping for hooking up with a miosty. Also a drift team from Australia.
When I saw that miosty I became a moisty boy. But my drift car was not in sight.
A Moisty Hunter is a male, usually in Year 11 or 12 at an Australian high school, who goes after girls in younger grades, typically girls in Year 7 through to Year 9 or 10.
Year 12 guy 1: Hey, I got in with that Year 9 girl!
Year 12 guy 2: You moisty hunter...
Word Association Game, Which each player must say a related word to one that was previously just said. The person who pauses or cant think of a word gets a bash around the head, often with a heavey object eg. a book.
The Game, Moisty's Mallet
EG.
Jack:'Football'
John:'Sport'
Jack:'Basket Ball'
John:'Net'
Jack:'Internet'
John:'Porn'
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