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Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!

Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!

by Mr.NateHiggers February 23, 2024


Molten

A ship name for two males by the names of Mason ****** and Kolton *****.

their realitionship is as hot as Molten lava.

by Linda ;) July 11, 2019


Molten

Not baked, not scorched, but molten! Basically, it means you're so high, that it looks like your face is melted.

"Yo, that nigguh is molten! He so high it look like he had a stroke!"

by FacialParalysis420 July 14, 2013