momma-dukes

Mom, mother, the coolest mom,
you're a special mom

Hey, Momma-dukes! whats up?

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pretty momma

(sexually) A beautiful woman

Pretty momma gonna lay me down.

swamp momma

A sweaty over-weight toothless woman who frequents bars late at night to prey on young unsuspecting drunk men, generally wanting to do sexual favors in return for closing time drinks. Usually behind the dumpster.

That lady is a real swamp momma, she tried to suck my dick for one last beer before closing time

Mocha Momma

A woman of color who possess the qualities of a good cup of mocha: chocolate and caffeine. An erudite hottie who happens to be a mother and is full of energy. Someone who his deliciously sexy.

That Mocha Momma is at Starbucks so much that she is the same complexion as her drink. But she don't give none of those men her phone number, cuz she IS somebody's momma and wife.

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yo momma

A general comeback for insults, as well as insulting questions.

Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude.
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma

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Big momma

A lady which I mean lady!!!!! and really good woman who doesn't have to be big most likely short and wide in stature that has raised her whole family and her extended family by which I mean is everyone within a stone throw away! By that I mean generations even after she left the realm physically the goodness instilled in her by god makes ripples in the the wave pool of life. They say you die two deaths the first one is physical the second is the day your name is never mentioned again but if you was a Big Momma in your life I guarantee the name will live on and on and on. Big Mommas do not treasure the material and riches of man made things which fade and go but she is more like the giving tree she will not have earthly possessions to give you when she goes only the lessons and and the goodness she tried to instill in you.

Kid ask " who is the superhero you'd want to be "
Mom " if I could be anyone I'd like to be a Big Momma one day"

Compassionate kind and my hero my bigmomma.......

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Pimp Momma

Female version of Pimp Daddy, aquiring male hos.

Katherine was a real pimp momma, having pet names like "Whale" and "Looker" for all her hos.

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