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Means whatever you want it to mean, also depends in what context you say it in
1:your a waste-man
2:Wow, i beg you stop acting like a 'monday'
1:Check your mum bruv
2:OMG your a butterz little 'monday'
1:Hi
2:Just 'monday'
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A derogatory name for a black person.
links the universal hatred of the day "Monday" with the black population.
Often used in large, either formal or predominantly black social settings by other ethnic groups, as to avoid serious altercations.
Craig, "Man, I hate Mondays"
Mike, "Yeah me too look at his big lips and jerry curl, btw what are you doing tonight , it's saturday?"
"That fucking Monday just stole my bike"
"This city is infested with Mondays"
Tommy, "hey guys come over and watch Monday night football"
Jim, "No thanks I hate Mondays, I see enough of them on the bus"
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(University setting) the first time a class will meet next week, whether or not that is actually Monday.
Monday we will begin reviewing for our test.
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The perfect day for a B.J
Friend1: "So what are you up to tomorrow?"
Friend2: "Well seeing as its a Monday i might invite my B.F round for a B.J"
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the day of the week you look forward to the most because you get to spend it with a woman you are completely in love with. she is usually one of a kind and the most beautiful woman you've ever known. most people hate mondays because it's the first day of the work week. for some very fortunate people, it's a day you can forget about all your troubles and and hold your baby in your arms
friend: "damn i wish it wasn't sunday, i have to work tomorrow"
you: "haha, sucks for you! Monday's are bomb.com! I'll be with my baby"
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the name of my boyfriend. he is amazing and i love him lmao
Me: Hey Monday your so pretty!
Monday: jsjdkdkkd shut up
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the word you shout out when you want the first hit.
followed by the rest of your group with the name of the rest of the days of the week
dude 1:i call mondays.
dude 2: tuesdays
and so on
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