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Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.
Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.
Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!
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This phrase is used in place of a vulgarity, cursing, or other wordage that is not proper for use in certain areas and situations.
"Did I drop that hammer on your foot?"
"Yes you did you Sum Bitch Pile Monkey Nuts!"
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"Yo man I was bangin the hell out of your sister last night!"
"Isn't that a sum bitch pile monkey nuts!"
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you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.
i like the dirty monkey nut sperm surprise
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An annoying, needy, insisting or clingy person whose sole purpose is to irritate by incessant nipping.
Get off my ballsack you fucking nut monkey!
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someone that takes inappropriate pictures of dogs
I caught him being a nut monkey to my dog
refers to a furry appendage of the simian family, to be used as an expression of indifference or an absence of concern.
i.e. 'I couldn't give a "Flying monkey's chuff nut" what you think'
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