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Hunter Monroe is a high school student that ran away from his mother and sisters Lyla,lawren,and Kaylee at the age of 18 years while being junior in high school at ECMS in 2022 he was a quarterback on the Owensboro catholic high school football team before transferring back to his hometown due to family problems. He was The reason I smiled when I cried for hours but also the reason I cried myself to sleep on many occasions he was a brother a son a friend and now a soon to be father he is now getting married in 2 weeks and has a girlfriend who has a baby in the way. He will be missed dearly by his family members but mostly his twin sister Kaylee Monroe who had to go through with her 18th birthday without her brother and his little sister Lyla Monroe who was always trying to be with her big brother she loved playing football with him and riding four wheelers and dirt bikes with him just because she wanted to be just like her brother she cry’s herself to sleep most nights trying to remember his voice it been 5 months since she’s seen him last she hopes she’ll see him again soon - made by lyla Monroe herself
Person 1:Hey have you heard of Hunter Monroe
Person 2: yeah I have he’s amazing!!
A suburban town located at the Southern most point of Middlesex County, New Jersey. Used to be a pretty quiet, calm place to live until a fuck ton of people started moving in and now they can't figure out where to put anybody. The traffic is horrible and despite the strain on the roads, they keep building a shit ton of houses because hey, the more property tax revenue the better right? There is virtually nothing to do in this strange town of approximately 44,000 people. The entire lifeblood of the town is essentially its "great school system", which pretty much consists of a couple of elementary schools, an overcrowded middle school which has now resorted to trailers, in which the residents rejected a referendum to expand and/or build a new middle school TWICE, and also a huge ass high school, which in reality still isn't big enough to support the number of new kids being enrolled every year. The high school pretty much consists of your average stuck up, preppy suburban white boy/white girl assholes who smoke pot and juul in the bathrooms. They think they're gangsters and think that Jamesburg is "the hood". Alongside them are the minorities, AKA asian, latino, and blacks who are in very small numbers compared to essentially 50% white, 49% indian and 1% other minorities.
Everyone pretty much smokes pot and doesn't give a fuck.
All in all, a great place to live if you're willing to put up with the day-to-day faggotry/degeneracy.
P1: Ugh, man! This place sucks!
P2: I know, it's almost like we're back in Monroe Township again.
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An attractive black woman.
A female sex symbol of African heritage.
A social movement that challenges the deep-rooted, oppressive ideology of beauty by affirming the unique physique of black women.
Melanin Monroe is my type of woman!
A sacred event utilizing the monroe transfer technique in which two indiviudals stick tubes up their asses and try to overcome their adversaries shit pressure to push their shit up their opponents ass. Usually results in broken hearts and messy floors.
Dude 1: You're a bitch.
Dude 2: Screw that... lets monroe challenge!
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JFK would have been a fool not to hit that.
"Happy birthday Mr. President!" - Marilyn Monroe
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According to C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis of Achewood fame (www.achewood.com), the Kilty Monroe is when a Scottish man walks over a steam grate and the hot air blows his kilt up to reveal his blood pudding.
Whilst visiting Scotland, my eyes were baraged by several Kilty Monroe's.
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the activity in which two men stick a 4 foot, approx. 3 inch diameter, glass tube between their asses and excrete into both ends; both men are allowed to move around but the tube must remain in place, and the first person to get their feces in the other's asshole wins.
Does the Monroe Transaction contest morally qualify as having a winner?
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