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monta vista

Girls are so spoiled over here, full of bitches (the hot ones) sorry uglies dont apply, and uhhh they are so full of themselves.... spoiled spoiled spoiled,
only "Good girls" are freakin nerds who cant get penis and are not sexy.

"damn dude look at that girl...."

"oh damn she a hotty lemme go say hi at this monta vista high school"

"uhhh wasup girl?"

*girl walks away like a bitch*

"uhh.....wtf?! i just got owned man"

by Dunno? August 24, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monta Vista

Monta Vista is the inncorect spelling of the high school Monte Vista. It is used by San Ramon kids who cannot spell. They say MV students have no chance in the real world, however they cannot even spell.

It don't matter if I got no common sense, cus my trust fund is worth more then your house. and I drive my Jaguar to monta vista everyday

by blackhawk OG April 21, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 182๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monta Zuma's revenge

Is a stomach virus which couses diarreah, neusea, and vomiting. It is cought when a victim drinks teinted water whilst on a trip in mexico or some other suthern country where the water isn't quite so clean.

Dude, no way I'm going to mexico. Last time I was there I caught Monta Zuma's revenge!

by A random Ian May 7, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monta Vista High School

A school dominated by Asians, both smart, dumb, and in between, where parents murder you for grades, where tests are a huge huge huge huge huge part of your grade, and also projects, where the Juniors are the dominating class, where there are a couple hundred clubs, interesting schedules, an odd mix of personalities and nasty attitudes, a place where you will get back stabbed for the hopes of getting a good grade, and where the Matadors live.

It's located in Cupertino, California, Fremont District.
Oh and our football team sucks.
And it's not Monte. It's Monta. Dunno why.

@Monta Vista High School
Kim: CRAP I GOT A A-. IMMA DIE.
Chen: WHAT ABOUT ME? I GOT A 98%! MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE SO MAD I DIDN'T GET A 100%!

Girl 1: Like, god, that Guy1 is hot! You should date him!
Girl 2: Nah, I rather like that Guy2. But Guy3 likes me too. Phooey.

by Durhurthe Great. October 26, 2010

82๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monta Vista High School

The school in FUHSD that dominates at IDC Rallies. You other schools better back off.

Monta Vista high school will dominate at the IDC rallies.

by kellyswag December 7, 2012

31๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monta

To describe something that is good/was pua offit

Just been to a proppa monta sesh

by Dawson-_- November 12, 2019


Monta

A person or thing who acts.stupid.or acts like a device thats is broken

Who why are you acting like a monta
Thats so monta of you get some helpA!

by Looooooooooiioil January 16, 2021