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Washington Monumenting

Having 1 strap-on on backwards (2 if you’re a girl) and fucking two people at once, one behind your and one in front.

So I was Washington Monumenting these two broads and one of them turned around with a strap-on of her own!

by PandaSex July 31, 2019

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the Washington monument

it's Osiris's penis! (a.k.a. "Satan's dick")

stuff Osiris's penis up the Pope's ass

by fuckyou with Nimrod's penis June 5, 2004

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Washington Monument

The act of shaving in a way that your happy trail goes from your chest all the way down to your dick. Basically, you're completely shaving your pubes except for the part that connects to the happy trail.

So i was shaving my pubes last night, and kept the part that connects to my happy trail there. They call it a Washington Monument

by Wyattman854 September 3, 2011

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Kentucky monument

An old wooden barn that is in very poor condition. These buildings often have roofs caving in holes and boards missing from the walls. The building has no value to the property owner, but would have removal costs to the owner so they let it remain.

To get to Jake's, go down Highway 127 past the Kentucky monument on the left and turn right after the next double wide.

by Indy BB March 10, 2009

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1500 Monument

A commercial center located on Monument Blvd in Concord, California used by Sureño gang members for selling drugs and weapons.

Ex. 1

Sureño subsets in Concord utilize the business complex at 1500 Monument Blvd. in Concord, CA (herein, “1500 Monument”) to “post up” (i.e. hang out at a location) and sell narcotics and firearms. Sureño gang members often refer to 1500 Monument as “The Box” or “The block.”

Criminal Complaint, USA v. Cruz et. al., September 8, 2020

Ex. 2

Lil Neto: Hey fool! All my connects are locked up in the MDF or got sent to Brazil! I need 5 zips, 2 decks and a K-ter!

Bam Bam: Don't stress homey! Just go down to 1500 Monument on the Bully and you'll get served!

Lil Neto: Isn't that the place with the Chinese restaurant that serves that bomb ass Wuhan bat soup?

Bam Bam: That's it! Get me a couple soups while you're down there at The Box!

by ZXY&ABC September 23, 2020

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1500 Monument

A commercial center located in Concord, California used by Sureño gang members for selling drugs and weapons.

Ex. 1

Sureño subsets in Concord utilize the business complex at 1500 Monument Blvd. in Concord, CA (herein, “1500 Monument”) to “post up” (i.e. hang out at a location) and sell narcotics and firearms. Sureño gang members often refer to 1500 Monument as “The Box” or “The block.”

Criminal Complaint, USA v. Cruz et. al., September 8, 2020

Ex. 2

Lil Neto: Hey fool! All my connects are locked up in the MDF or got sent to Brazil! I need 5 zips, 2 decks and a K-ter!

Bam Bam: Don't stress homey! Just go down to 1500 Monument on the Bully and you'll get served!

Lil Neto: Isn't that the place with the Chinese restaurant that serves that bomb ass Wuhan bat soup?

Bam Bam: That's it! Get me a couple soups while you're down there!

by ZXY&ABC September 20, 2020

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national monument

The act of filling someone else's toilet bowl with copious amounts of toilet paper and proceeding to lay a shit nest on top. Do NOT flush! The next person in to the bathroom will not be able to flush your masterpiece and they sure as hell won't want to reach in to clean it. Most effective if you can enter and leave the bathroom without being seen.

Dude, this party's lame. I'm gonna sneak in to the can and leave a national monument in the bowl.

by Hugh G. Rexion March 25, 2006

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