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When you are completey exhausted and Moof is the only humanly audible thing you can blurt out of your mouth
moooooof!
Nothing really, just an 'M' followed by two 'O''s, finished off with a nice tasty 'F' to make it sound weird.
Despite this, a "moof" is often heard in weird and uncompromising situations, such as when a cow moos "Moo" whilst eating a bunch of grass to have it sound like a "Moof", where the cow chokes and dies.
Also is a lazy way of saying "Move."
*An easily offended cow is eating grass as Jeeb and Foob watch*
Jeeb: "Foob, what do you think cows do all day?"
Foob: "Nothing really. Masturbate, perhaps?"
Cow: "MoOF!!!" *Begins contorting and vehemently dying*
Jeeb: "Oh Foob, you fool! The cow must've been one of those easily offended, sensitive ones! Now it's dying!"
Foob: "Ah. Oh well, at least now it's doing something."
Aych *thinks*: 'Ah... Boob's in front of the TV. I'll have to tell him to move over.'
Aych: "Eh Boob... moof over, you cumstain."
Boob: "Yehwha?! Yemma wanna mewah?"
Aych: "Damn, you poof. I said moof over out of my road, you jizzball!"
Boob: "Genna wamma see da 'vision, eh?"
Aych: "Yes, you slack-jawed fool!"
Boob: "Yeh, eye be moofin' out."
To show disappointment in someone. Usually accompanied by a shake of head, and eating of soup.
A little junis that walks around and make a sound like this all the time. "piiip!"
moof: piiip piiip!
other junis: stfu piipen...
This word is so awsome that nobody knows what it means. It can really be anything you want.
What the moof?
You're such a moof.
Moof you!
Die you mother moofer!
A feeling of disappointment, tiredness or sadness
ie I'm so moofed that he cancelled our date.
OR
moof I'm so tired, I could fall asleep right now
ie I'm so moofull that he cancelled our date.
OR
moof I'm so tired, I could fall asleep right now