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An erection a male has when waking up.
Also known as a piss-hardon.
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the biggest boner you can get. you wake up after sleeping, and your dick is hard as a rock. the best way to get rid of it is to have a sweaty sex session with some fly ruca, she will love it too.
damn baby, i got morning wood. oh well, i guess ill just have to fuck the shit out of you.
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The cockrall that lives in your pants and pops up to say hello when you wake up.
Basically it’s a boner that comes in the morning!!
My Penis: Hey good morning Jimmy
Jimmy: Why do you have to have morning wood Penis
My Penis: Just wanted to say good morning, sorry
Jimmy: But my mum’s gonna see!!!!
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a thing that i get when i wake up then, after wiping the sand crusties out of my eyes i chop my morning wood if you know what i mean
man my morning wood was so big i choped that wood till i photosynthisied all over my bed
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morning wood is the raging boner a guy has when he wakes up -- he HAS to jack off!
Oh fuck! I've got morning wood! Got to rub one out - hope I don't miss the school-bus!
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When you wake up in the morning and you find a plank of wood with eyes and a mouth in your bed.
When you wake up in the morning,
What's the first thing that you see,
it's your MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
Look around your neighborhood!
Everybody has...
MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
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the thing that you'll miss the most when you will become old
Suresh: Damn! I got a morning wood of biblical proportions today. It was aching & I had to remove my undies.
Ramesh: Well, having morning wood is a sign of youth. You're gonna cherish these woody memories a lot when your hair will become all white.
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