the full morty

Derived from the now familiar English term "the full monty" which references a man's full nakedness , "the full morty" best describes the well too familiar look of any man who is fully clothed in a velour or nylon jogging suit...

When Jerry visited his father at his Boca Raton condo, he noticed his father had adopted "the full morty " look....

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Morty Smith

A stuttering, anxious, person who gets dragged around to do whatever his grandfather says.
Also used to hide Ricks from the government, but can be used to hide them from other ricks by creating a matrix of them in constant pain

1: why is he not allowed in our group again?
2: oh, he's a Morty Smith... only useful for one thing...

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morty mouth

A term describing the outline of a woman's labia made visible by pants or leggings that are too tight. A reference to the likeness of the facial expression ( ω ) made by characters in the popular tv show, "Rick and Morty".

See also, camel-toe.

I hate wearing leggings in public because they give me a massive morty mouth.

Aww geez, don't look at her morty mouth.

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nigga mortis

When a person (esp. black person) has no job, makes no effort to find a job, and has no intention of ever finding a job.

"J.J. ain't goin' to the movies with us. He's broke."
"Why's that?"
"Nigga mortis."

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Rigor Mortis

Rigor Mortis happens about 3-6 hours after death. It starts in the head, and goes down to the feet. It begins to leave through the feet and exits through the head. This has nothing to do with blood. That is post mortem lividty. Rigor mortis occurs as a result of a chemical change in the muscles of the decedent, causing them to become very stiff and difficult to manipulate.

Also, this has nothing to do with erections that is called a "priapism".

Because this person has been dead for 13 hours, rigor mortis has set in, and I am having trouble moving them.

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Rick and Morty

Rick and Morty is a popular TV show made by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. It's about a scientist named Rick Sanchez and his grandson Morty Smith going on wacky adventures in different dimensions. So far, the show has 3 complete seasons filled with memorable characters, dark/adult humour and a few catchy songs (e.g, Get Schwifty).

Many people argue that the Rick and Morty fanbase has ruined the show. In my opinion, I find that to be semi-true.

I love the hit TV show called Rick and Morty!

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Dirty Morty

The act of dislocating your entire body into a pile of goo and slipping into someones anus.

Oh fuck I tried a Dirty Morty last night it was amazing

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