bull mother fucking shit

The response for when someone is telling huge porkies.

Tony: I always clean up after myself.

Sharon: Bull mother fucking shit.

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UNLEASH THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY

THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY: Unleash it upon your enemies and watch them crumble beneath your rage.

Man 1: *Runs up to friend* WHAT HAPPENED?!
Dieing man: The fury...he fucking unleashed it *death...*
Man 3: I WILL UNLEASH THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY ON YOU TOO IF I NEED TOO!

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mother fucking hell pig

a fat ass with no other thing to do in life other then to piss you off

my brother is a mother fucking hell pig
my mom is a MFHP

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mother fucking cocksucking twat

A person who is not only a motherfucker, but is also a cocksucker and acts like a complete and utter fucking twat all of the time.

For fuck sakes man, what did you do that for you stupid motherfucking cocksucking twat!

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mother fucking little squid

another word for the s word. Squid or swine or more kind and mannered words. Squid could also be used as a nickname. Serge the wise uses it as his.

you stupid squid. Or MOTHER FUCKING LITTLE SQUID!

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ain't that the mother fucking truth

1) Expresses utmost concurrence/approval with what your bredrins are saying;
2) Damn straight;
3) You know that/ you know that mother fucking shit;
4) thems the breaks i.e that is just the way it is/ consignment to a sad state of affairs.
Also can be used long form "and aint the the mother fucking truth" or abbreviated to form "ATTMFT"

Dude 1:
"I feel to get drunk tonight"
Dude 2:
"Ain't that the mother fucking truth"
Dude 1:
"ATTMFT, watch"

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Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit

this is the word that you would use when you get pissed or annoyed but then laugh at the same time.

Narrator: The computer crashes!

Nelson: What the Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit!!!

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