dandy mott

A godlike being who can hardly be defined with completely kind words. To sumarize it, he is a man-child who loves going on killing sprees and then bathing in the victims blood. He still has not obtained HIV

Kwanza is the holiday celebrating the birth of Dandy Mott

Dirty Mott

A Dirty Mott, AKA Upper Decker, is the disturbing act of defacating in the upper tank region of a toilet. While something of this nature requires superb balance, bowel control and ass-eye coordination, perhaps the most important skill is simply the balls-out willingness to shit in someones toilet tank.

"Good god, somebody hit our toilet with a dirty mott!"

"What the fu..." Blake trailed off in disgust as he realized the brown substance flushing INTO the toilet bowl from the tank was the result of a dirty mott.

rylan mott

A gay boy who likes Mazzy.

Rylan Mott is fucking gay.

Mott the Hoople

English rock band of the early 70s. Lineup: Ian Hunter, Mick Ralphs, Overend Watts, Dale 'Buffin' Griffin and Verden Allen. Mainly known for the song 'All the Young Dudes' written for them by none other than David Bowie, but also such classics as 'Roll away the stone', 'All the way from Memphis' and 'Honaloochie Boogie'. They are the only band that Queen ever supported. Named after the Willard Manus novel of the same name.

Dude 1: What is possibly the best ever name of a band?
Dude 2: It's gotta be Mott the Hoople!

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Hairy Mott

a vagina with excessive pubic hair

shes got a right hairy Mott

mott obsessed

obsessed/in love with a middle aged twitter stan.

you guys are seriously mott obsessed

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Mott's Shots

Steps:
1. Eat half a cup of cinnamon mott's apple sauce
2. Pour the cup to the top with vodka
3. Mix with finger
4. Slurp hard
5. Get hammered drunk and sing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd

Jon: Yo dude I got this apple sauce but im tryna get fucked up.
Jonny: MOTT'S SHOTS NIGGA

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