Mudge fudge

When a man goes from the girls anus to her vagina not realising she needed to poop and thus covering his penis with copious amounts of feaces, then filling her vagina with feaces

Was having a great time at the orgy last night, Until when I was fucking this girl I realised the dude before me had filled her with mudge fudge

A Mudge Situation

A one sided relationship in which the 'Mudge' believes they are in a committed official relationship zone, when they have actually been placed permanently in the friend zone. This is obvious to all others around the 'Mudge'.

A: Whoa dude, does he know she's got him in a Mudge situation?
B: Nah, he thinks he's in.
A: Poor guy. She's really into Joe. Look at his six pack, even I'd go for that