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Muffin

A muffin is a person who is very stupid and makes irrational decisions but always has a friend in fellow muffins. muffins are always up for some banter, sometimes flirty

Ella was being a right muffin today!

by Mymanisreal December 20, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin

Oh, only the worlds coolest cat. He just scratched Stevans arm. He has fleas, and smells like poop...but its his birthday everyday. The end.

Muffin its your birthday....HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUFFIN

by ROB $ December 12, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin

1.(n) the entire region of the female genitalia. Usually sited with teenagers from PTC. The Muffin phrase came from when Lizzy and Josie and Sarah was coming up with new word for pussy. then lizzy says "muffin" we say muffin.
2. (The Muffins) an act preformed by five women that includes headbanging and makeing out. this is generally preformed in front of a large autience and in the school.

1. Does your muffin hang low does it wobble to and frow? (is that possible?)

2. The Muffins were booed away from the school dance contest but continued head bangin long after the music was suspended. The Mufifn Queen shook the rrom and later her neck hurt.

by Josie February 24, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin

1. Sombody (preferably a girl) who has a muffin top/love handles or is a fatty.
2. A person who doesn't know how to tease their hair and it looks like there is a muffin on their head.
3. A type of tasty pastry.

4. Someone extreamly unattractive.

-Oh gosh,look out man! Here comes a Muffin!
-Look at her head,she's a muffin.
-Guess what i had for breakfast? A Muffin!
-Ewwwwhhhhhh! I cant believe i have to look at that person, they're such a muffin!

by bambamba May 16, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin

A nickname often given to homosexual men as a term of endearment. The opposite of Cupcake(nickname given to Lesbians)

man, i really wanna come over and rock out now.'cause i was bragging to Muffin about the epic weekend i have planned.

by Zombie Gigolo May 15, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin

When girls wear pants that are too tight and low and they have fat spilling over the top.

"Ew look at that muffin, gross."

by Bethpotato March 16, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin

What you call someone who is rather large and wears EXTREMELY tight pants making their belly hang around all sides making them look like a muffin. If you are a muffin this can be avoided by wearing pants that is the propor size. (This also will prevent sterility!)

That chick is a total "Muffin "

by SORAxSARU711 March 12, 2009

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