munk off

To munk off is to masturbate or jack off. When munking off it is common practise to shout "MUNK OFF!" At the top of your lungs.

I was sitting in Graph Comm when my mate Logan shouted "Munk off!"

I realised then he was bating.

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harry munk

Cockney slang - Spunk (jizz, the white stuff, protein shot, salt water)

that birds got harry munk dripping from her chin, silly girl didnt swallow.

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Harry Munk

An awesome fusion band from Cornwall

You 'eard that Harry Munk? They smashed that festival last weekend

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Munk Fucked

To use a chipmunks asshole as a condom.

(Terresa)-Hey Beth.
(Beth)-What?
(Terresa)-You know that man named Jack?
(Beth)-Yeah. Why?
(Terresa)-I Munk Fucked him.
(Beth)-Holy fucking shit what the fuck were you thinking?
(Terresa)-Hey at least I didn't get AIDS.
(Terresa) *WINKS* *and gives thumbs up*

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Chicken Munk

-A sick, lumpy, mucus appearance/disease

-Derives from chicken pox

-Term used in the country to describe something/ someone that looks unpleasant

"Ewww, it looks like Justin has the chicken munks"

"You look like a chicken munk"

munk snaffler

loves to snort, sniff, suck and inhale (snaffle), simultaneously, the sperm, spunk, man juice (munk), of men.

spunk, sperm, semen, man juice, pearl juice, Underwhelmed, spray, munk snaffler

Munk Man

A monkey man that is cool or thick

sup Munk Man