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Muppet

A person who as no idea of how to use a personal computer, one who is computer iliterate.

a loser who spends their entire life calling technical support helplines, instead of getting an education or reading the fucking manual, yes you know who you are you fuckwits! see also NUMPTY or CHUMPER

by Anonymous March 5, 2003

4πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Muppet

An endearing term to call someone of slight obesity

"hey look at that Muppet over there!"

by sneepsnoop April 26, 2015

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Muppet

Someone who has had so much plastic surgery and/or botox, their lips no longer move and they must speak only using the motion provided by their lower jaw.

We saw this hot looking woman, but she had so much face surgery she looked like a muppet when she spoke.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

2πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Muppet

of "what the fuck" when u see a quote from ur gf in her acquitqances profile after she mentions it to me

T.M. You Muppet.

Patience... Is All It Takes....

YEAHH RIGHT!

by nomodelagency November 7, 2005

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Muppetting

Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.

My shoulder still hurts from muppetting her last night.

by JustinSideher July 18, 2014

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Muppeted

A swift, dominating, and intellectually profound experience for one individual when another exercises their high debating skill and detailed knowledge about an argued topic resulting in not only an obliteration of the other person’s position but also their entire world view.

I got Muppeted when I tried to tell John that he was wrong about socialist economic policy.

by stillrecovering August 29, 2018

26πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


muppets

An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.

"You bloody muppet!"

"That temp agency has sent us nothing but muppets."

by PRAEst76 February 11, 2005

371πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž