mythic mutations

A crazy psychopath who’s animal spirit is a chihuahua.

Hey mythic mutations gone feral again. Who did she beat at chess?

Mutated Mushroom

A mutated mushroom is what an ugly dick looks like, the head is the mushroom and the shaft is the root

“Daniel’s dick looks like a mutated mushroom!!”

Myles Mutations

When your skin starts bubbling, bumps explode on your face and your head gets longer.

OMG! Johnny is having a Myles Mutations, HUS SKIN IS BUBBLING UP!!!

Mutated Pollen

Flying little humans that will bite you, kill and set the village on fire. Often mistaken for pollen.

"Dude, I think something just bit me"
"Well what's that on your arm?"
"Oh, it's pollen!"
"That's not pollen... that's a mutated pollen!"
"OUCH! It bit me again!!" ~dies~
~massive swarm of fluffy death rolls into town. Town set on fire~