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when you cover your penis in rusty barbed wire and slap somebody around the face with your weaponised schlong
got bored so i robbed a bank using the 'mutilated mary'
The use of a banana as prop in demonstrating the ability to provide oral sex to man. Often captured on a cell phone for ise on socail media, escort web sites and backpage.com
Guy1: yo shorty is a thot!
Guy2: man i knew that after she did a banana mutilation video.
When your balls get stuffed into your partners butthole while laying in the Mississippi creek beds.
Also for maximum pleasure, you must bend the cock 90 degrees into your own butthole while also laying in the Mississippi creek bed
Me: "Babe, can I Mississippi Mutilation you tonight ;)"
Her: "Fuck yea baby"
During the month of November everyone who knows of the One Piece Character “Chopper” can, and is encouraged to, make art of or state how they would want to kill and/or maim Chopper.
This tradition started when the character became too popular, and thus annoying to see; so of course a group of brave individuals decided to deploy countermeasures.
“Hey guys look at this Chopper ima-“
“ITS CHOPPER MUTILATION MONTH FUCK CHOPPER FUCK CHOPPER HATE CHOPPER I FUCKING HATE CHOPPER”
(Crowd Chanting) “WE HATE CHOPPER, WE HATE CHOPPER, WE HATE CHOPPER”
it means they’re so attracted to you, they’d want to be mutilated (cut in pieces) by you.
Silvia: “omg please mutilate me 😩”
Silvia: “I’d let eren mutilate me 😩”