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myspace, the obesssion of ike going to myspace to check his "fan mail". But really he is just going to find another chick asking him for computer advice. He struck out again.... poor ike.
ike: "go on myspace, check if i got any fan mail."
jasn: "sup ike"
ike: "what up my nigies"
sami: "spoon bish with the shaved door handles"
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He's only here for one thing
But (so am I)
Yeah
A little bit older
A black leather jacket
A bad reputation
Insatiable habits
He was onto me, one look and I couldn't breathe
Yeah, I said, "If you kiss me
I might let it happen"
I swear on my life that I've been a good girl
Tonight, I don't wanna be her
They say he likes a good time
(My, oh my)
He comes alive at midnight
(Every night)
My mama doesn't trust him
(My, oh my)
He's only here for one thing (let's go)
But (so am I)
Look, I'm the type to make her turn on her daddy
DaBaby make her forget what she learned from her daddy
I don't be trippin on lil' shawty, I let her do whatever she please
I don't be kissin' on lil' shawty, she don't be kissin' on me either
She came with you and then left with me, I went up a point, let's call it even (yeah)
Don't like the car she in, gonna end up buying her a new Beamer (let's go)
That girl know what she want, she make me take it off when she see me (let's go)
She say I make her wet whenever my face pop up on TV
I had to say, "No disrespect, gotta do it safe or you can keep it"
Pop star, I'm fresh up out the trap and I'm goin' Bieber
She know I'm a call away, she can drop a pin and I come meet her
Stand next to me, you gon' end up catchin' a fever (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm hot (yeah)
I swear on my life that I've been a good girl (good girl, good girl)
Tonight, I don't want to BE HER
Camila: *sings my oh my*
Everyone else: I SWEAR TO MY LIFE I WILL ME A GOOD GIRL , TONIGHT I DONT WANT TO BE HER🤠🤘
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A famous sportscasting call coined by Dave Niehaus, longtime/past broadcaster for the Seattle Mariners. It is also a song by Macklemore, a rap group from Seattle.
From the song My Oh My! by Macklemore: "My oh my the Mariners win it
Yes, fire works they lit up ceiling in the king dome
We had just made history."
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A general complaint regarding minor spinal pain.
Elton: *after moving 5 heavy boxes* Oooh, my neck, my back, my sacroiliac!
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What someone says when they want you to search their name in the urban dictionary.
Hey search my name my name my name!
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This is a meme that comes from the song "Roar of the Jungle Dragon" by DM Dokuro that is used in The Calamity Mod
The original lyrics are "This is my message to my master: This is a fight you cannot win. I think that past your Great Disasters, their victory stirs below your skin. If you proceed I will not blame you, I will move forth and win your war. But if I should die before you continue, you shall have heard my final dying roar."
The meme lyrics are as follows: "This is my message to my master: Input meme lyrics here"
Some of them are
This is my message to my master: You posted cringe and lost your subs.
This is my message to my master: Where is Supreme Calamitas?
This is my message to my master, H
there are a lot of possibilities for this meme.
This is my message to my master: where is Supreme Calamitas?