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An event action or experience that makes you feel worse than certain death and evokes such a strong reaction that you want to violently hurt yourself in order to communicate just how bad you feel
For example getting on a commuter train in the morning whilst bitches are taking selfies and shouting about how many hours they work and that all they do is get up go to work but they managed to get a gym session in this morning but FML it's so hard earning all this money and not being able to spend it. Makes me want to GOUGE MY EYES OUT
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use when something insane might happen, a way to show how shocked you will be if it happens
Gianna: if Lizzy actually ever gets a boyfriend I will piss out of my eyes
Sarah: she’s always so encropesis , I doubt it will happen
when someone shows you or says something you wish you never saw or heard.
"tik tok has a lot of 'to see without my eyes' comments because people are getting too comfortable on the app."
"I agree"
Something naked or nude has made your eyes feel holy.
Her ass just Blessed my eyes when she was naked- Her ass is like omg
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When a robot shoots its load in your face and you get metal (cum) in your eye
I’m gonna wank a robot off in my face tonight as I want some metal in my eye
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a misspelling of "bawled my eyes out" used by people from California and elsewhere who actually pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way.
others who have written definitions of "balled my eyes out" here are perfect examples
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Sprangs slang for getting high off Marijuana.
So I'm sayin I'm tryin to get my eyes tight today.
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