my mother's titties

Is used whenever you are startled to a very high degree.

My mother's titties ! What kind of power is this !?

Oh my mother's potatoes

An exclamation of aw, disdain, or surprise.

Oh my mother's potatoes! What atrocity has become a meme today?!

my mother asked me a question

meme of a skeleton lmao

its the meme of a skeleton that says "my mother asked me a question what the fuck are those?"

my mother

stupid

You are like my mother.

my mother

A BIG FAT LAZY PERSON

MY MOTHER IS U

My mother

Single since my dad booked it. Pays all the taxes and expenses.

"My mother is single.

My MoThEr

A person who always leaves you at the age of 4 and comes back to you at the age of 12 to say happy birthday and leave. But before she leaves shes going to tell you that shes really sorry and then she will leave for another 7-8 years then come back telling you that you suddenly have a SISTER you had no FUCKING clue about

My MoThEr left me >:(