Sack in my mouth

word for "we're screwed."

*kids smoking joint.*

*teacher walks in.*

student: "oh, sack in my mouth!"

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Heaven in my mouth

1. When something tastes so OVER-THE-TOP delicious, that it can only be compared to heaven (in your mouth of course).

2. Can also be used seductively while eating delicious food as a double entendre to imply that you are good at giving head and that if you were to perform fellatio on a certain someone it would be heaven for him (in your mouth).

1. "Mmmmmm....This mac and cheese is like heaven in my mouth!"

2. Girl: "Mmmmmm... This ice cream cake is heaven in my mouth!"
Guy: *gets an erection*

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sasuage in my mouth

when something enormous is thrusted into a person's mouth

dude this guy gots issues he putting a sasuage in my mouth

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Balls in my mouth

A song created by a young boy in California in late 2008, became wildly popular throughout the USA on myspace youtube and facebook.

Jane and Katey were bored out of their minds, but then I started singing Balls in my mouth, and we started laughing. It also got us horny and we fucked.

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My mouth is enlarged

Now I can talk loud and speak boldly.

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orgasam in my mouth

when you have eatin out your girl and your just fucked up enough to think it tastes fucking amazing.

dan: dude, how was eating out your shawty last night?

rick: damn i was so blown i had a orgasam in my mouth!! but its funny cause that shit usually tastes like tuna.

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Piss in my mouth

You should ask your friends to do this.
One of two things will happen.
They will either be uncomfortable or they will start pulling their pants down.
If they do indeed start stripping. RUN.

"MOM HELP MY FRIEND JUST TOOK A PISS IN MY MOUTH.