NFL

The word NFL in slang is the National Football League but in texting it means "Not For Long"

Slang 1: I went to watch the NFL game
Slang 2: NFL im gonna eat your kid

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NFL

no fucking luck.

so, my boss said to me that the chance for a raise was NFL.
and i asked him, point blank "what".
-he reiterated, in plainer english, no fucking luck"
- and then i said to him, " i liked the first response better".

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NFL

1) Life long friends
2) a group or gang
3) an acronym for "Niggas For Life"
4) Not to be confused with SBL, DUI, STD, or GON

" Dat my dog, we be NFL!!"

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NFL

Also, the National Forensics League. Not to be confused with the one that people give a damn about.

The NFL of debate and forensics sucks compared to the one that you see every Sunday.

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NFL

- Synonym for 'Loser'
- Short for Nice Fucking Life.
- Derived from Anthrax song Efilnikcufecin.

A guy walks into McDonald's with no shirt, prison tats, meth eyes and sporting a beat up Winger hat. So you must murmur "NFL"

Note:
You can also substitute other words for the "L" and challenge friends to determine what you are ragging on. Example, you're at a party and a guy walks in with "Business on Top and Party in Back" hair. You say "N.F.M." and glance at the guy. Your buddy will have to check out the guy and figure out you meant "Nice Fucking Mullet".

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NFL

Not Fucking Likely

This will not happen

Are you going to watch the superbowl?

NFL. Don't be silly.

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NFL

To request no garnish on a rum or tequila beverage, or Corona / Corona Light beer. An abbreviation of "No Fuckin' Lime".

"Gimme a Captain and Coke - NFL."

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