=Now()

Formula used to get current date and time in spreadsheet in selected cell block in spread sheet program Microsoft Excel

=Now()

12/10/2008

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Now

'Now' is short for the colloquial greeting 'Now Then' and is used instead of the more common 'hello' or 'hiya'. It is shouted in a distinctive, elongonated manner, often exaggerated when under the influence of alcohol. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW"

NOW

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Nows

A shortened alternative to "Now Then". A friendly greeting.

Instead of "alright mate", one might say: "nows mate", "nows lad", "nows lid", "nows der lid"

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Nows

A shortened alternative to "Now Then". A friendly greeting.

Instead of "alright mate", one might say: "nows mate", "nows lad", "nows lid", "nows der lid"

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NOW

The abbreviation for what most men will have at least once, the Number One Wife.

My NOW is gone; it's time to party!

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Dow now now

Spoken lyrically and with an emphasis on the 2nd 'now' i.e Dow-now-noooooowwwwwwww, this is used when someone is being a stupid fucking nob head. The person it is directed at is unaware that you are using an alternative method of implicating that they are, in fact, a complete fucking tool of the highest order.

1. Two collegues, who are familiar with terminology, are in a meeting with co-workers. One of the co-workers is speaking and is talking shit. Enter...
"Dow-now-noooowwwww".

2. John "I'm the best at snurgling rumpter boxes"
Richard "Dow now now"

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