Nantucket navel

A very LONG outy belly button.

The Nantucket navel is caused by the Doctor, probably old and can't see too well, who cuts the umbilical cord too close to the mother, and too far from the baby's belly.

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nantucket red

Faded red color, a cross between red and pink, associated with sailing shirts worn on the island of Nantucket, MA. What happens when you leave a red clothing item lying out in the sun too long. Not just for WASPy millionaires anymore...any Cape Cod-associated subculture can wear it, albeit in slightly "different" ways.

I descended on Cape Cod in a gauzy Nantucket Red and black leopard print top, ready to raise some hell and to flirt with the hot goths.
I left a red T-shirt in the sun too long, and now it's a lovely faded Nantucket Red.

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Nantucket Steamer

While a woman lies naked on the floor, a man covers her in seafood bi-product (clam, oyster, lobster or crab shells, shrimp tails, etc.) she then rubs them on her torso, while the guy stands over her masturbating. when he climaxes, he yells "and there's the tarter sauce bitch"

Last night we had take out from Shells, and afterwards Nancy got on the floor for a Nantucket Steamer

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nantucket jamboree

Hennessy and scope.

That little bitch kept pouring up his H&H's with too much of the blue so the last one he got was a Nantucket Jamboree.

Alternatively: I am a horrible alcoholic and will do anything for a nickel, so I drank a Nantucket Jamboree.

Nantucket Syndrome

The dirtier a limerick is, the more likely it is to have perfect rhyme and rhythm.

An example of Nantucket Syndrome:

A daring young woman named Alice
used a dynamite stick as a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And bits of her anus in Dallas.

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Nantucket Handshake

When your wife gives your golf pro a handjob.

We had to leave the club when word got out that my wife gave Sam (my golf pro) a Nantucket Handshake.

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Nantucket Shuffle

Sexual act involving at least two people during which one person defecates into the mouth of another followed by the defecating person moving, or "shuffling," the other’s mouth in order to chew the feces.

After giving Jane a Dirty Sanchez, Jane performed the Nantucket Shuffle on Dick.

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