Narwhal

Its only the best animal alive!!! Its a f'ing whale thingy with a 10 foot unicorn horn && yes they are real! They are the most Bamf creatures ever created!

Stupid Guy: Dude what is that?
Cool Person: It's a Narwhal! Duhh! They are BAMF!

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narwhale

a mythical creature that is a cross between a dolphin and a unicorn. is the shape of a dolphin/killer whale with a unicorn horn

i enjoyed the story about the narwhale

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narwhal

the greatest animal in the animal kingdom; probably the result of a one night stand between a unicorn and a whale

Wow that narwhal is so majestic and awesome! What does it mean?

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Narwhal

Verb

When a male has an apadravya or reverse PA genital piercing and removes the jewelry before ejaculation and he shoots out the top of his penis.

I just narwhalled up her nose.

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narwhal

any such activity being of the sick tight varietal, ultimately resulting in a "fuckin a"

OH MY, good sir, those jive cats were laying down some narwhal jimmy jams last night.

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Narwhal

*Verb* Na-r-wa-ll Present: Narwhal Past: Narwhalled

The act of unexpectedly kicking a female in the vagina and yelling "NARWHAL!" either before or after the kick.

This can happen suddenly while in conversation or by walking up and performing it.

This act may come from either a male or female, but males find much more joy and humor in it.

EXAMPLE 1:
Girl: Hi Georges! How are you?
Boy: Oh hey Lisa, I'm great. How are you?
Girl: Oh I'm pretty good myse-
Boy (Unexpectedly): NARWHAL! *Kicks*


EXAMPLE 2:

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, yesterday Noah narwhalled me! It hurt so fricking bad!

Girl 2: Oh I know! I got narwhalled by John today. He narwhalled me so hard that I was lifted off the ground and his shoe got stuck!

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Narwhal

A chained female, not of the single orientation. Evolves horn in contrast to it's former single whale state.

"Don't impale me on your horn you narwhal"

"Man her horns huge"

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