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When you pull your girl’s freshly worn panties (stains and skid marks a plus) over your head with your eyes peering thru the leg holes and the gusset running down your nose like a knight’s nasal helmet.
The nasal helmet was a type of combat helmet characterised by the possession of a projecting bar covering the nose and thus protecting the center of the face.
Rachel left her workout panties on the floor when s he she took a shower so I made myself a nasal helmet and enjoyed her ripe, pungent fragrance.
When you flick a booger in to an unsuspecting group and everyone scatters.
We were eating dinner last night and I lobbed a nasal grenade in to the adjoining booth.
During oral copulation, the gag reflex kicks in simultaneously with ejaculation, causing the jizz to flow retrograde out the nasal passage creating a trumpet like sounds.
I think I got a sinus infection from the nasal trumpet my boyfriend gave me last week...
sex performed between a gnome and a normal human in which the gnomes penis is too small to fit in any of the regular sexual orafices, so is instead placed in the nose
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the point where your straw enters your nasal cavity unannounced to you while trying to drink your beverage of choice
person one: i was eating a sandwich yesterday and went to drink my soda and the straw missed my mouth and went into my nose
person two: dude, you just got nasal raped
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When u enter and exit a nostril with a tissue (similar to a penis into a vagina) so that it prompts a sneeze (orgasm).
i love nasal masturbation cuz u can do it as many times as u want!
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Being obsessed with snorting powdered drugs up your (or my) nose, or snorting anything up your nose to get high
crush out powder. cut into lines, find circular tubes or roll up $50 or $100 dollar bills. Place tube/bill into nose bend down and inhale railed powder thru tube into nose. But don't forget the drip. Ah...my nasal fixation has been satisfied.
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