Netflix and chill

Netflix and chill, the act of putting your purple helmeted love warrior where her legs begin.

Guy - "Hey babe, wanna Netflix in chill ?"
Girl - "Please, put your pork sword in my poo tang"
I.E "Netflix and chill" = "Let's have sex"

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netflix and chill

When your boyfriend/girlfriend asks you to come over to their place and have sex. This is some what similar to a Booty Call but misleading.

Brenny - "Hey bae wanna come over and watch netflix and chill"

Jade - "Sure babe do you have protection?"

Brenny - "Wait I thought we was gonna watch that new show on netflix"

Jade - "Babe, Netflix and chill means you are horny and want to fuck"

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netflix and chill

Apparently it's supposed to mean having sex with someone, but really can be used in a number of ways.

It can also mean you actually just want to chill out while watching Netflix.

Jim: Hey Jenny wanna watch Netflix and Chill?
Jenny: Are you implying I'm a slut Jim?
Jim: No actually I wanted to watch Grey's Anatomy and Chill. Seriously Jenny everyone knows I'm gay.

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netflix and chill

Inviting a person over to watch a movie and engage in sexual activity

Wanna come over for netflix and chill

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netflix and chill

When you wanna get it on with yo chick without being too obvious.
Its like booty calling but with Binge watching added in

Guy: "hey wanna netflix and chill ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Girl: "Sure! I love netflix"
Guy: "( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)"

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netflix and chill

Watching Netflix in a fridge.

Jognny: Hey Shawn, what's up.
Shawn: I'm N-N-N-Netflix and Chilling
Johnny: *crickets*

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Netflix and chill

The best thing Netflix was every good for.

Brittney: "Hey, Netflix and chill?"
Bob: "Hell yeah! thank god for Netflix."
Brittney: "I'll get the condoms."

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