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What used to be a harmless Facebook mom joke about chillin and watching Netflix now has become a term for calling a girl over to fucc
Dake: hey bab3ey wanna Netflix and Chill?
Gwen: sowwy I must go to store . Also wtf names their child Dake lmao
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When your dog eats another dog’s ass on a bed, while you sit there and watch Netflix.
I was sitting there, watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and my doberman started eating out the chihuahua’s ass, and I thought ‘Oh great, another night of Netflix and chill!
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What you tell people when you go to masturbate.
I’m gonna go Netflix and chill
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Used to tell someone if they wanna go over and fuck or have sex
Peter: hey Wendy wanna Netflix and chill?
Wendy: sure I'll bring the condoms
Peter: I thought we were gonna watch Netflix? ...
Wendy: Netflix and chill means we fuck, dumbass, be over in a bit
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Netflix and chill is how you end up with chill-dren.
Enough said.
"Netflix and chill?"
"No, that how we end up with chill-dren."
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When you watch netflix with a girl for four hours but don't do the chill part
Adam and Emma watched Family Guy for four hours on her bed. Their heads touched, sparking a romantic atmosphere about the room. Much to his dismay, Adam left without making a move. Thus Adam had a case of"Netflix No Chill".
code for two people going to each others houses and fucking or doing other sexual related acts
Brad: "Hey Julia wanna come over and watch Netflix and chill"
Julia: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Brad: "Wait I thought we were just gonna watch Netflix and chill?"
Julia: "Netflix and Chill means we fuck, dumbass"
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