Newfoundland Speed Bump

A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.

Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus

Newfoundland

The most beautiful place on earth...

If you’ve Been, your one of the luckiest people on around.

“Have you been to Newfoundland?”
“ ya isn’t it the most beautiful place on earth!”

Newfoundland

An island in the province Newfoundland & Labrador, a province in Atlantic Canada. And its always snowing there. The only time its not snowing is in late spring, summer and early fall. They also say "B'y" a lot.

Person who recently moved: It's late april, why the fuck is it snowing?
Person who is from Newfoundland: This is Newfoundland b'y! You recently moves here or something?

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