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a derogotry term for someone who always takes people's food and drink and is too lazy and/or much of a douche to get them something to eat in return when it is out.
example: hey im gonna eat all of your food, especially your chips and Dr. pepper. Ohh but by the way, fuck you because i am the newton.
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The act of having sex with multiple small children at once.
Ex. I saw an old man giving little children candy on a street corner yesterday...he was probably luring them in to give them the Newton.
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being lame. Being loud and without brains. Not to be confused with "pulling a newton"
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a newton is someone who cries at a party and recives negative attention
james:ooo yy is kathrine kissing other men *crying*
Nick:PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH wht a newton
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The act of pissing in ones mouth and then gargling it till they cum also means hardcore anal in the back of a school bus
Omg Stacy gave Cameron a Newton
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Also referred to as 'newting'. It is where you do a headstand where ever you are, or in any place you can think of. Named after Isaac Newton, for when you are 'newting' you are defying gravity with your feet in the air. Look at is upside-down and you'll be holding onto the earth for dear life as to not fall into the sky.
"Dude, I was doing the Newton the other day in the park. It was so fun man, it became my new profile pic"
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A country/pop singer, best known for her cover of the song "Angel of the Morning".
Dude 1: Who was that chick who sang "Angel of the Morning", anyway?
Dude 2: You're probably thinking of Juice Newton.
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