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February 25th
This is the only day u can be nice to Michymaraj. Other days he must be insulted
Hey did you know its national be nice to michy day
When a nice guy wants to tell somebody that he should fuck off.
Some Random Asshole:Hey Nice guy you suck ass
Nice guy: well fuck you but have a nice day
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The greatest question ever to be asked.
Person: Hey, having a nice day?
AnotherPerson: You... you must be... awesome.
National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.