Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.
I hate my boss so much I swear I'll give him a San Antonio Handlebar if I ever get fired.
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a child molestor that eats snicker bars while watching children ride bikes.
mr. johnson is riding a bike with no handlebars again. call the cops!
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An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless
- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails
- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
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When your having sex doggy style but you grab her hair with both hands, seperatly like your holding onto handle bars.
I was fucking her in the ass and grabbed her hair and did the Canadian handlebars.
The action of grabbing hold of ones ears, and forcing their head into their crotch. This forms a position that is supposed to resemble bike handlebars.
Nerd: NO! Please, don't do the Irish Handlebar!
When you are sucking on a dick and using both hands in a twisting motion
Yeah Steph hit me with that handlebar twist last night
The act of riding a bike and holding an object in one hand while still handling the handlebars in both hands.
" I'm handlebarring by riding a bike with a flashlight in my hand while holding both bars"