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-The Internet Example-
www.google.com
Here, look one up
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Whoever invented the internet should be drawn and quartered.
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The greatest source of stupidity in the universe.
Internet guy #1: Hey man did you see that youtube vid of some kid named Fred screaming all over the place talking about crap no one cares about!
Internet guy #2: YEAH LOLZORZ ROFLMAO IT WAS TEH EPIC
Internet guy #3: HEY BOB HOW WAS YOUR DAY I WATCHED JUSTIN BEIBER ALL DAY AND THE JONAS BROTHERS EVEN THOUGH IM A GUY
B0bMaster789: o u no. teh usual. gettin ep1c l00t for my lvl 80 elf druid on WoW.
Internet troll: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS NEED TO GET LAID. SERIOUSLY YOUR SUCH FUCKING LOS-- "Honey time for bed!"..."NOT NOW MOM!!! PLEASE!!" *cries*
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A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.
I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.
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-not something you just dump something on
-not a big truck
-however, it IS a series of tubes
"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's, it's a series of tubes."
-Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
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One who is good at the internet. For example, you can find quality links, something funny, good songs.
To be a great interneteer you have to be able to provide something (site, vid, etc.) without much conscious thought.
It's not uncommon for an interneteer to earn many Internets on a daily basis.
You: I'm bummed out. Got something funny?
Me: Check this out link here.
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
I'm the interneteer there.
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A term used by George W. Bush when he actually had meant to say "Internet":
While it's true that there exists an Internet2, there is no plausible reason to believe that Bush was referring to it, because I have no reason to believe that he is sufficiently technologically literate to be aware of its accidents and (more importantly), Internet2 is used solely as a network with which academic institutions transfer files at extremely high speeds and would therefore not have information about Bush's alleged millitary service foul play.
On the, on the internets
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